MY THOUGHTS AS I HAD THEM DURING THE OSCARS!
You can follow along on Twitter during the Oscars next year with the hashtag (#MTAIHTDTO) or you can just wait a day and read them here.
So, with no further ado, the 8th (Mostly) Annual My Thoughts As I Had Them During the Oscars!
Calling out the racial issues in the first sentence. Well done, NPH! #Oscars #MTAIHTDTO
— Joshua Toulouse (@joshuatoulouse) February 23, 2015
Yep, if someone would pull a Kanye, it would probably be Eastwood. #Oscars #MTAIHTDTO
— Joshua Toulouse (@joshuatoulouse) February 23, 2015
As self congratulatory as that song was, thank goodness they had the Jack Black bit in the middle. #Oscars #MTAIHTDTO
— Joshua Toulouse (@joshuatoulouse) February 23, 2015
She'd better knock this presentation out of the park, because JK Simmons will win and he doesn't except any less than genius. #MTAIHTDTO
— Joshua Toulouse (@joshuatoulouse) February 23, 2015
@joshuatoulouse damn... Accept* #MTAIHTDTO #Oscars
— Joshua Toulouse (@joshuatoulouse) February 23, 2015
"The Actor goes to... The Oscar goes to..." Oops. He's going to be pissed... Did you see Whiplash!? #Oscars #MTAIHTDTO
— Joshua Toulouse (@joshuatoulouse) February 23, 2015
JK Simmons telling me to call my parents. Will he pay for the international rates? #Oscars #MTAIHTDTO
— Joshua Toulouse (@joshuatoulouse) February 23, 2015
Way to set things up behind Rocket Raccoon while he's on camera. #Oscars #MTAIHTDTO
— Joshua Toulouse (@joshuatoulouse) February 23, 2015
Bradley Cooper is nominated for Guardians of the Galaxy right? I heard he was playing someone good with guns. #MTAIHTDTO #Oscars
— Joshua Toulouse (@joshuatoulouse) February 23, 2015
Sweet, I had "Spanking Bench" in my Oscars Bingo sheet. #Oscars #MTAIHTDTO
— Joshua Toulouse (@joshuatoulouse) February 23, 2015
By the way, is anyone else hoping for a HIMYM reunion!? #Oscars #MTAIHTDTO
— Joshua Toulouse (@joshuatoulouse) February 23, 2015
No joke here. I just wanted to say, I love Wes Anderson. #MTAIHTDTO #Oscars
— Joshua Toulouse (@joshuatoulouse) February 23, 2015
I love the face @ActuallyNPH makes after his puns. "With her spoon, get it!?" #Oscars #MTAIHTDTO
— Joshua Toulouse (@joshuatoulouse) February 23, 2015
I also want to thank Wes. I want to thank him for making amazing films. #Oscars #MTAIHTDTO
— Joshua Toulouse (@joshuatoulouse) February 23, 2015
Channing Tatum was in two of my Top Ten. Both of them animated. Not sure if that means anything. Just saying. #MTAIHTDTO #Oscars
— Joshua Toulouse (@joshuatoulouse) February 23, 2015
At least these people are diverse. The winners won't be, but the "future of the Oscars" are! #waittilnextyear? #MTAIHTDTO #Oscars
— Joshua Toulouse (@joshuatoulouse) February 23, 2015
Oscar music apparently just means talk faster. The #Oscars meanwhile, "Try and play him off again!" #MTAIHTDTO
— Joshua Toulouse (@joshuatoulouse) February 23, 2015
In The Theory of Everything preview there they just cut around the Doctor Who joke. Not cool, #Oscars. Not cool. #MTAIHTDTO
— Joshua Toulouse (@joshuatoulouse) February 23, 2015
We live in a world where Tegan and Sara and The Lonely Island have been part of the #Oscars and that is AWESOME. #MTAIHTDTO
— Joshua Toulouse (@joshuatoulouse) February 23, 2015
What a Scandal. Arrested Development needs a new season. #seewhatididthere #Oscars #MTAIHTDTO
— Joshua Toulouse (@joshuatoulouse) February 23, 2015
The Phone Call!? Wait a minute... Was JK Simmons foreshadowing!? #MTAIHTDTO #CallYourParents #Oscars
— Joshua Toulouse (@joshuatoulouse) February 23, 2015
He just pulled a Jennifer Lawrence! #watchyourstep #MTAIHTDTO #Oscars
— Joshua Toulouse (@joshuatoulouse) February 23, 2015
I seriously love how everyone is basically ignoring the music playing them off. #MTAIHTDTO #Oscars
— Joshua Toulouse (@joshuatoulouse) February 23, 2015
Phones are the big winners today. #CallYourParents #ThePhoneCall #CrisisHotline #Oscars #MTAIHTDTO
— Joshua Toulouse (@joshuatoulouse) February 23, 2015
Hmm, Olivia Pope... Annalise... ABC using the #Oscars to subtly advertise #ShondaLand #Scandal #HTGAWM #MTAIHTDTO
— Joshua Toulouse (@joshuatoulouse) February 23, 2015
Yes! @ActuallyNPH calling out the Academy for not nominating David Oyelowo! #Oscars #MTAIHTDTO
— Joshua Toulouse (@joshuatoulouse) February 23, 2015
A Whiplash joke inside of a Birdman joke! Well done, @ActuallyNPH. #Oscars #MTAIHTDTO
— Joshua Toulouse (@joshuatoulouse) February 23, 2015
Nothing like delivering the line, "Acting is a noble profession," while wearing only tightie-whities. #Oscars #MTAIHTDTO
— Joshua Toulouse (@joshuatoulouse) February 23, 2015
Come on, Miles. You're rushing. Or maybe dragging... Either way, I'm sure JK Simmons wants you to #CallYourParents. #Oscars #MTAIHTDTO
— Joshua Toulouse (@joshuatoulouse) February 23, 2015
Interstellar should have gotten a Best Picture nomination, but how does it not win here? American Sniper? For gun shot sounds? #MTAIHTDTO
— Joshua Toulouse (@joshuatoulouse) February 23, 2015
Every time I see Reese Witherspon now, I will think of that "With her spoon" joke. #MTAIHTDTO #Oscars
— Joshua Toulouse (@joshuatoulouse) February 23, 2015
I hope they get a picture of everyone who got a Lego Oscar. #Oscars #MTAIHTDTO
— Joshua Toulouse (@joshuatoulouse) February 23, 2015
Someday, Meryl Streep won't get nominated for something. That's the day the world ends. #MTAIHTDTO #Oscars
— Joshua Toulouse (@joshuatoulouse) February 23, 2015
Patricia Arquette did her hair as if she was a single mother of two children and why not? Playing that won her an Oscar. #MTAIHTDTO #Oscars
— Joshua Toulouse (@joshuatoulouse) February 23, 2015
Meryl Streep was okay not winning just to hear that speech. Preach it, Patricia! #EqualRights #GenderEquality #Oscars #MTAIHTDTO
— Joshua Toulouse (@joshuatoulouse) February 23, 2015
Hunger Games joke!! "The Peeta who won't throw paint on you..." #Oscars #MTAIHTDTO
— Joshua Toulouse (@joshuatoulouse) February 23, 2015
He will however throw you bread if you're starving. #MTAIHTDTO #Oscars
— Joshua Toulouse (@joshuatoulouse) February 23, 2015
Here's where they should be showing scenes. I liked all of these nominated for Visual Effects better than the Best Picture films. #MTAIHTDTO
— Joshua Toulouse (@joshuatoulouse) February 23, 2015
Seriously, Interstellar was not just my fave of 2014, but one of my faves of all time. #MTAIHTDTO #Oscars
— Joshua Toulouse (@joshuatoulouse) February 23, 2015
The presentation for Best Animated Short was just Pitch Perfect. #Oscars #MTAIHTDTO
— Joshua Toulouse (@joshuatoulouse) February 23, 2015
Can't really think of an appropriate Wedding Ringer joke. The movie did that itself. #MTAIHTDTO #Oscars
— Joshua Toulouse (@joshuatoulouse) February 23, 2015
The two best animated films, Lego Movie and Book of Life, aren't even nominated. Put an * next to this winner. #Oscars #MTAIHTDTO
— Joshua Toulouse (@joshuatoulouse) February 23, 2015
Your name comes up when you call Discover. She would know it's her twin and her twin should know she works at Discover! #Plothole #MTAIHTDTO
— Joshua Toulouse (@joshuatoulouse) February 23, 2015
Did they elect her in response to how white the nominees are this year? #Oscars #MTAIHTDTO #OscarsSoWhite
— Joshua Toulouse (@joshuatoulouse) February 23, 2015
This is the closest The Interview could come to the #Oscars. #MTAIHTDTO
— Joshua Toulouse (@joshuatoulouse) February 23, 2015
The next Indiana Jones and Princess Leia? #ChrisPratt and #FelicityJones #Oscars #MTAIHTDTO
— Joshua Toulouse (@joshuatoulouse) February 23, 2015
Grand Budapest Hotel won't win Best Picture, but it will walk away with the most #Oscars. #MTAIHTDTO
— Joshua Toulouse (@joshuatoulouse) February 23, 2015
How is #ThankWes not trending? So many people thanking Wes. #Oscars #MTAIHTDTO
— Joshua Toulouse (@joshuatoulouse) February 23, 2015
Idris Elba for The Doctor! Or James Bond! Either way, I just need more Idris Elba in my life. #MTAIHTDTO #Oscars
— Joshua Toulouse (@joshuatoulouse) February 23, 2015
Even though it was 8 in my Top Ten, this is a deserved win for Cinematography. #LongTakes #Birdman #Oscars #MTAIHTDTO
— Joshua Toulouse (@joshuatoulouse) February 23, 2015
HR Giger impacted a generation. His creations will live forever. #Oscars #MTAIHTDTO #InMemoriam
— Joshua Toulouse (@joshuatoulouse) February 23, 2015
I'm glad the song moved off of the #InMemoriam to after. We don't need anything other than the images and the instrumental music #MTAIHTDTO
— Joshua Toulouse (@joshuatoulouse) February 23, 2015
I'll be honest. The frantic cuts of Whiplash aren't really to my taste. Boyhood is a masterpiece of editing. #Oscars #MTAIHTDTO
— Joshua Toulouse (@joshuatoulouse) February 23, 2015
Seriously, shot over 12 years, and edited so seamlessly. That's impressive. Whiplash really surprised me there. #MTAIHTDTO #Oscars
— Joshua Toulouse (@joshuatoulouse) February 23, 2015
The only thing whiter than this year's Oscar nominees? NYC according to Friends. Oh, hey, Jennifer Aniston. Awkward... #Oscars #MTAIHTDTO
— Joshua Toulouse (@joshuatoulouse) February 23, 2015
The documentary on Edward Snowden wins Best Documentary, tomorrow we'll be snowed in... Coincidence? I think not! #Oscars #MTAIHTDTO
— Joshua Toulouse (@joshuatoulouse) February 23, 2015
I don't like the treason joke to be honest. We need more journalists willing to tell us the truth whatever the cost. #MTAIHTDTO #Oscars
— Joshua Toulouse (@joshuatoulouse) February 23, 2015
I didn't think there would be a song I liked more than Everything is Awesome. Then I saw Selma. #handsupdontshoot #Glory #Oscars #MTAIHTDTO
— Joshua Toulouse (@joshuatoulouse) February 23, 2015
David Oyelowo looks just like I did after I heard the song in the end credits of Selma. #intears #Glory #Oscars #MTAIHTDTO
— Joshua Toulouse (@joshuatoulouse) February 23, 2015
#GlonGazingo and #AdeleDazeem together at last! #Oscars #MTAIHTDTO
— Joshua Toulouse (@joshuatoulouse) February 23, 2015
Who are John Stevens and Lonnie Lynn and why are Common and John Legend accepting their awards? #MTAIHTDTO #Oscars #GLORY
— Joshua Toulouse (@joshuatoulouse) February 23, 2015
Selma is now because the struggle for justice is now... We live in the most incarcerated country in the world... #Preach #Oscars #MTAIHTDTO
— Joshua Toulouse (@joshuatoulouse) February 23, 2015
The #Oscars are alive... with the Sound of Music. #MTAIHTDTO
— Joshua Toulouse (@joshuatoulouse) February 23, 2015
Lady Gaga or Carrie Underwood? Vote now! #JulieAndrewsorNoOne #Oscars #SoundOfMusic #MTAIHTDTO
— Joshua Toulouse (@joshuatoulouse) February 23, 2015
Seven of the Eight Best Picture nominees might need to remember these at the end of the night. #AFewofMyFavoriteThings #Oscars #MTAIHTDTO
— Joshua Toulouse (@joshuatoulouse) February 23, 2015
Okay, that was actually pretty good. Lady Gaga has a great voice. Julie Amdrews didn't give Carrie Underwood any hugs. #Oscars #MTAIHTDTO
— Joshua Toulouse (@joshuatoulouse) February 23, 2015
He is my favorite composer working right now, not going to lie. And not just because his name is fun to say. #Desplat #Oscars #MTAIHTDTO
— Joshua Toulouse (@joshuatoulouse) February 23, 2015
That should seal it for Birdman for Best Picture. It's between it and Boyhood and they were against each other here. #Oscars #MTAIHTDTO
— Joshua Toulouse (@joshuatoulouse) February 23, 2015
"Everyone, look under your seat... You get an Oscar! You get an Oscar!" #Oprah #MTAIHTDTO #Oscars
— Joshua Toulouse (@joshuatoulouse) February 23, 2015
"Stay weird, stay different." Amen. Some great speeches tonight. Be true to yourself. #Oscars #MTAIHTDTO
— Joshua Toulouse (@joshuatoulouse) February 23, 2015
Should have gone with a Batman joke there, @ActuallyNPH. #Batfleck #Oscars #MTAIHTDTO
— Joshua Toulouse (@joshuatoulouse) February 23, 2015
Alfonso Cuaron last year. Alejandro G. Inarritu this year. Here's to Guillermo del Toro next year! #CrimsonPeak? #Oscars #MTAIHTDTO
— Joshua Toulouse (@joshuatoulouse) February 23, 2015
If you're ready to go to bed, Julianne Moore, Michael Keaton, and Birdman. There you go. Now you know. #Oscars #MTAIHTDTO
— Joshua Toulouse (@joshuatoulouse) February 23, 2015
Eddie Redmayne wouldn't shock me, but it feels like Birdman's night. #Oscars #MTAIHTDTO #BestActor
— Joshua Toulouse (@joshuatoulouse) February 23, 2015
Eddie Redmayne was the most deserving of the nominees. David Oyelowo deserved it though. #BestActor #Oscars #MTAIHTDTO
— Joshua Toulouse (@joshuatoulouse) February 23, 2015
Way to pick a scene that showcases Rosamind Pike's greatness as well as Ben Affleck getting totally outacted. #Oscars #MTAIHTDTO
— Joshua Toulouse (@joshuatoulouse) February 23, 2015
Can I pretend she won this for Big Lebowski? #BestActress #JulianneMoore #Oscars #MTAIHTDTO
— Joshua Toulouse (@joshuatoulouse) February 23, 2015
"Has anyone told you how much you look like Matt Damon." But you're a better actor... #Oscars #MTAIHTDTO
— Joshua Toulouse (@joshuatoulouse) February 23, 2015
Magic tricks are always good. Too bad Now You See It was 2013. Would have made that bit work even better. #Oscars #MTAIHTDTO
— Joshua Toulouse (@joshuatoulouse) February 23, 2015
I'm happy for Inarritu, but the movie lacked strong well rounded female characters. Kept it from being my top movie of the year. #MTAIHTDTO
— Joshua Toulouse (@joshuatoulouse) February 23, 2015
Good speech to end it. "Our immigrant nation." #MTAIHTDTO #Oscars
— Joshua Toulouse (@joshuatoulouse) February 23, 2015
Until Next Time, There you have it! My thoughts as I had them during the Oscars! We'll do it again next year! In case you missed it, make sure to check out my Top Ten Films of 2014 here!
