Then I missed a couple of years (while actually live tweeting on Twitter). Then I realized, I could actually use Twitter to bring back this post!
So this year, I tagged all of my posts with #MTAIHTDTO
And now, here they are for you.
My Thoughts As I Had Them During The Oscars
- Have to admit, I am excited Ellen is hosting!
- Old people jokes, always a crowd-pleaser.
- "The real Philomena is here tonight." I hope she got a chocolate on her hotel pillow.
- And Amy Adams is way better in Her than American Hustle. I think they really nominated her cleavage.
- Katniss jokes are the best.
- Ellen is killing it.
- Transitions can be difficult.
- We live in a world where Jonah Hill gets a huge ovation. And deserves it. Crazy.
- They totally should have shown the scene where she confronts her father. Best scene in that film.
- First award, first non-surprise,
- Anyone remember My So Called Life. God, I miss that show.
- Twitter gets a shoutout at the Oscars!
- How badly do we need a sequel to Incredibles? A new Planes (a spinoff from Cars) and still no Incredibles 2? Criminal.
- This song needs more Minions.
- Ah. There they are.
- "I'm tired of these mother-effing nominations on this mother-effing stage." - Samuel L Jackson in my head.
- Samuel L Jackson for costume design, cause that makes sense.
- "I'll be short." *Takes out novel from bra*
- Oh, they wanted Samuel L Jackson because it was also for makeup! Now it all makes sense.
- Dallas Buyers Club in the early Oscars lead.
- How does one fight for hair and makeup? With those mascara sticks? I'm confused.
- Channing Tatum. He was really good as Superman in The Lego Movie. A much better superman film than Man of Steel.
- So far it is too close to call in biggest race of the night. Who had worse commercials: Oscars or Super Bowl.
- Let It Go? NEVER, IT'S MY OSCAR!
- I was about to slam the camera work. Sorry for almost ruining the joke, Ellen.
- The real question is, do they really love you, Sally Field?
- Not entirely sure what that montage was about...
- Everyone has trouble saying Hermione. They really mispronounced it though. Emma Watson? #HarryPotterIsRealToMe
- The best song from the best score I've ever heard. #TheMoonSong #Her
- Muppets make everything better. Even tea. Is it March 21 yet?
- I always thought someone should make a movie based on the Shaggy song. #ItWasntMe
- I love how this guy assumes we saw his short documentary.
- And now he talks about how she died and I feel like an ass... (editor's note: although to be fair, she was 110).
- How fast can Dominos get a commercial together where they deliver pizza to the Oscars?
- Will Tippen!? (Editors note: Alias reference. Not the last one of the night.)
- Background singers finally get a win. So glad documentaries shed light on such important issues.
- House of Cards reference I'm guessing. I know. I know. I need to watch it.
- Oscar she wrote! Am I right!?
- Our televisions need more Tina Fey, even if it's in AmEx commercials.
- British (Scottish, actually) English isn't a foreign language, Oscars. Still love, Obi Wan, though.
- Has anyone ever seen this guy and Madea in the same place at the same time? They look disturbingly similar.
- This is probably the best collection of Oscar nominated songs ever.
- You know the movie this song is from starred Stringer Bell, right? Just checking. (Editor's Note: sadly, the only The Wire reference of the night.)
- "It's my job he doesn't leave the house wearing pajamas." Thanks, JC Penny for setting back feminism a few decades.
- I will be retweeting that photo
- And Gravity moves into a tie with Dallas Buyers Club...
- "Brings us down to earth." "We're over the moon." Gravity Puns.
- Gravity moves into the lead with its 3rd Oscar!
- Ellen added a scarf. Time to retake the photo.
- First surprise of the night! Well deserved win for Lupita Nyong'o!
- Ugh. Twitter not working is annoying!
- Brad Pitt helping serve pizza. Love it.
- "Where is Harvey Weinstein?" Best joke of the night.
- I promise, despite what he looks like, Bill Murray is not a zombie. (editor's note: spoiler, but yep, that's a Zombieland reference.)
- Gravity is 4 for 4.
- And yes. The Harold Ramis moment was awesome.
- 5 for 5.
- We aren't in Kansas anymore. Pink would never go to Kansas.
- Sydney Bristow and Sherlock!? I'd watch that show. (editor's note: Alias reference number 2!And the only JJ Abrams references of the night!)
- The Great Gatsby has as many or more Oscars as every movie but Gravity.
- Did I miss that President Bartlett was in Harry Potter!?
- Is it sad that Cuba Gooding Jr actually had to reprise his line himself? (Yes. Yes, it is.) good commercial though.
- Soon, Reliant will have to pay him more. He's an Oscar winner by the end of the night. #MatthewMcConaughey
- In Memorium. Always my favorite Oscars moment.
- Couldn't we have just had an instrumental version of this beneath the video? No offense, Bette.
- Meryl Streep is never allowed to have a twitter. She tweets once and Twitter nearly dies.
- Idina Menzel must be hard to say. Just let it go, John Travolta.
- Ellen said Idina Menzel twice since John Travolta couldn't say it once.
- Gravity's first loss, coming up?
- Nope. Wow. 7 for 7. It's Gravity's night.
- I thought the EGOT was something Tracey Morgan made up.
- I would go see Frozen 2, but please an Incredibles sequel first.
- Can I have one of those typewriters after the Oscars? Really want a typewriter. #littlebithipster
- My predictions are looking pretty good.
- YES! Spike Jonze! Glad I was wrong on this one!
- John Travolta reminds me of people who fake their way through tough names in Scripture.
- Part of this Oscar is for Prisoner of Azkaban. Gravity is 8 for 8.
- Best director working today. Little Princess, Children of Men, Y Tu Mama Tambien, Prisoner of Azkaban, Gravity...
- The Wise Guys at Warner Brothers. Best quote of the day.
- I know Daniel Day Lewis wasn't in anything this year, but can we give him an Oscar anyway?
- Gravity's first loss will be Cate Blanchett's win.
- And Gravity is now 8 for 9. I'm kind of sad.
- Philomena 2!? Can we please get an Incredibles 2 first?
- Galadriel is so awesome, but she didn't really have a leading role in Desolation of Smaug, did she?
- Alright, alright, alright. Matthew McConaughey is about to win an Oscar.
- "They're gonna need a effing wrecking ball to take me out of here!" *cue Miley Cyrus*
- Alright, alright, alright better be in his acceptance speech.
- Reliant rates are about to go up.
(The only guest post, the only person who incorporated my #MTAIHTDTO into a tweet)
@ChrisWymore: Nooooooooooooooo! Leo, say it isn't so. You're the king of the world!
- There it is. Alright, alright, alright.
- 9 for 10?
- Wow! 12 Years a Slave with the upset!'
- Number 4 on my Top Ten, but very worthy winner.
- Ellen was awesome. I called all but 4 awards correctly (gave three of those I got wrong as strong possibilities). Good Oscars!
So there you have it! My thoughts as I had them during the Oscars!
Until Next Time, let's hope that we don't go forever before I post something again!
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