Well, while the first time got he got it mostly right, Michael Bay seemed to prove all the original naysayers right with his second go round.
I really didn't think that I would see a film this year that I disliked more then Terminator, but lo and behold, just a few weeks later, I did.
Transformers 2 is without a doubt one of the worst films ever made.
Look, obviously it isn't supposed to be an Oscar contender, and really it is a film that is probably meant to be enjoyed more by kids then adults. I understand that. But it isn't too much to ask a popcorn movie to be, I don't know, enjoyable. This film is anything but.
Michael Bay makes every fight scene pretty much impossible to comprehend as it is nearly impossible to tell which robots are fighting, much less what they are doing to one another, and really, the giant fighting robots was about all this film really could have hoped to have going for it.
As for everything else, it is really just embarrassing. There is a somewhat cool idea for a movie hidden amongst all of the extremely juvenile humor, but it is overshadowed and made pretty much moot by the majority of the film.
In just the first thirty minutes we are treated to two dogs having repeated sex in various places and the wonderful comedy cliche of the clueless mother getting stoned unintentionally on pot brownies. What is funny on an episode of That 70's Show probably doesn't belong in a supposed blockbuster summer action movie.
Throughout the film we are also treated to a giant robot's testicles (seriously) and a tiny robot humping Megan Fox's leg for well over a minute. I would think that perhaps this film was meant for the 8 year old boy market if not for the fact that it is a hard PG-13. There are almost as many cuss words in this movie as there are in The Hangover (although Transformers 2 does avoid the F-bomb. Good for it, I guess?)
Personally, I don't understand how any actress could agree to be in a Michael Bay movie as he is up to his usual misogyny in this film. Not only are all of the females given short shift, like the poor mother of Shia LaBouf's character, but they are generally treated like objects. Megan Fox is pretty much only around to look sexy. (Not that she isn't very good at it, because she is). But this film even goes so far to blatantly make the comparison of hot co-ed = evil robot. Literally.
The worst transgression, however, and the one that you are likely to hear the most about is the unbelievably racist stereotypes played out by the Twins, two Autobots that are portrayed as black youth and voiced in tacky hip-hop-esque dialogue. There sole purpose in the film is to beat each other up and call each other derogatory names for female genitalia. Also each of them are given a gold tooth and a joke is made at their expense pointing out the fact that they are illiterate. It is embarrassing and honestly made the movie a painful experience. There was literally no reason for these characters to exist other then the supposed "comic relief" that they were meant to provide.
And to top it off, Michael Bay actually includes an homage... TO HIMSELF! Unbelievable.
This movie is not worth your time and definitely not deserving of your money. Please do yourself a favor and miss it.
Until Next Time, hopefully our childhood memories well be better treated in the upcoming G.I. Joe. I'm trying not to get my hopes too high up on that though.
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